What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What do you call a tired tree?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?