What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Time to book it!
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?