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What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
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What birds always travel in twos?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
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What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
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