What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Time to book it!
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Which plant has the best roar?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
