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What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
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What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?