How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
We had a discussion about roses.
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?