What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What's the politest month?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?