What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What color are all the books in the library?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why is it hard to hire a clown?