When should you start writing a book?
When you have a novel idea.
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Why do bees buzz?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why is winter considered holy?
Which relative loves rice?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Did you know about April 1st?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?