When should you start writing a book?
When you have a novel idea.
What makes pirates such good singers?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why is the beach so confident?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
