Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What vegetables make the best music?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What do fish use for glasses?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?