What do fish use for glasses?
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What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What's a henway?
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What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
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What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What day do hands always go to church?
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Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
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What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Where do old bowling balls end up?