What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?