What farm animal is best at karate?
The lamb chop.
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What is the strongest animal?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?