How does cardboard get its workout in?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What is the most adorable season?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Which animals make the best football players?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Which insect makes the best father?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?