What farm animal is best at karate?
The lamb chop.
What does a cat go to sleep on?
A book just fell on my head.
What do you call a rabbit barber?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?