What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What do trees say when autumn comes?
A book just fell on my head.
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What do fairies always drink?