Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?