What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why don't ants get sick?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Where do polar bears vote?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?