What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Jelly toe beans.
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Which cats have the best manners?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
How does a cow do math?
How do locomotives know where to go?
