How does the sun listen to music?
How do you send a message in the forest?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What game do cows play at parties?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?