Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What type of car do planets buy?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What do you call a silly hill?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?