What fish only swims at night?
Why was the horse so happy?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What birds always travel in twos?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?