Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
He had an amazing set of pipes.
Where do polar bears vote?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
How are mountains able to see?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What car does Yoda® drive?
How did the vampire start his letter?
When does a horse talk?
What farm animal is best at karate?
