What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What type of car do planets buy?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What do you call an animal pop star?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?