What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Did you know about April 1st?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What fish only swims at night?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?