Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
He had an amazing set of pipes.
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Which family member is always relieved?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?