Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Why did the whale cross the road?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why are winter days great?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What time of day was Adam created?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What fish only swims at night?
Why are baseball players so good at math?