How do you measure a millennial?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What building always gets stains on it?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What's the richest basketball team?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?