Why are frogs always happy?
How did the toad die?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What's a forklift?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?