What's black and white and goes around and around?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
How did the toad die?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?