Why are skeletons so calm?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What do you call a small mom?
Which animal will never go bald?