What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Electrolights.
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What's the most determined bird?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
How do you talk to a giant?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?