What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Electrolights.
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What is the strongest animal?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
