How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What animal has the most fun?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why do trees try new things so often?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What building always gets stains on it?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Where does food go to take a nap?