Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
How was the wedding?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?