Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?