Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?