Why don't ants get sick?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?