Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
Because he won the No-Belle Prize.
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What's the most determined bird?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What's the opposite of irony?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
