What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
An antique.
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Where would you find an elephant?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Why did the tomato turn red?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
