Why did the pig go to the casino?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?