What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
An antique.
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Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
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Where would you put an injured insect?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
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What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
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What TV show is most popular at bars?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?