What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why was the fish so smart?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
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What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?