How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Stacks.
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Why are frogs always happy?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Why are fish such good architects?
What color are all the books in the library?
How do hurricanes see?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What do cows say on NYE?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
