What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
A duck.
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
How do birds threaten one another?
Which state is the cleanest?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Where do termites go camping?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What time does everyone love to drink?
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