What do math teachers eat?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What is another term for the price of gas?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why is furniture so generous?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?