How do billboards talk?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
How does a taco bless the table?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What does an evil hen lay?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?