What nationality are most fish?
Fin-nish.
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Why are ghosts always single?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
When should you start writing a book?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
How does the sun listen to music?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?