Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Because every fall, they let loose.
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why did the foal cough?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why was the bee sad?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
