Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Because every fall, they let loose.
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What's the most determined bird?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What animal loves a baseball game?