What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Why did the fish blush?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What washes up on miniature beaches?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What birds always travel in twos?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?