What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What's the most masculine animal?