Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Which famous author is also a ruler?