Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.