My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why don't ants get sick?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What stories are told by basketball players?