What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Where do frogs keep their money?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?