Why is heaven always so tidy?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Where do surfers go to school?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?