Where do baby apes sleep?
In apricots.
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Where do stars go to college?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?