Where do baby apes sleep?
In apricots.
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Why are grandkids so great?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What do cows like to dance to?