What animal scores the most in basketball?
A dunk-ey.
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What's the friendliest national park?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
How does a squid go into battle?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
