What animal scores the most in basketball?
A dunk-ey.
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What vegetables make the best music?
Why are trees always so positive?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What's the politest month?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What did autumn say to summer?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?