What animal scores the most in basketball?
A dunk-ey.
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
When do mice play every day?
Why did the barber win the race?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why can you never find the number nine?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What country has the most fish?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?