Why are trees always so positive?
Because they have a pe-can do attitude.
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why was the broom late for school?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Which cats love to be petted?
Where does laundry go to college?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why was the cat so small?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?