Why are trees always so positive?
Because they have a pe-can do attitude.
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What do fish use for glasses?
