Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Where do books sleep?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why do cows go to New York?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?