What animal always goes to heaven?
An angelfish.
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
