My Valentine this year is a goalie.
He's a real keeper!
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What do you call a short cow?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Which dogs love to study science?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
