My Valentine this year is a goalie.
He's a real keeper!
How do you make a bandstand?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Why do cats love to work?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why is the beach so confident?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?