My Valentine this year is a goalie.
He's a real keeper!
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What's a henway?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Why was the bee sad?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?