My Valentine this year is a goalie.
He's a real keeper!
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?