Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
They aren't allowed to travel.
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
We had a discussion about roses.
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What do cows like to dance to?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
