What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What do you give a sick pig?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Where does water do all its banking?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?