What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Which animals make the best football players?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Why are stones so good at music?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?