Why was the horse so happy?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What's black and white and red all over?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?