What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
A new moo-ther.
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
How do hurricanes see?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What table can you never sit at?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?