When do mice play every day?
When the cat's away.
What kind of ant is good at math?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Which dogs love to study science?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What is a cow's dream job?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What snacks always have the best tan?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Why do cats give such great massages?