When do mice play every day?
When the cat's away.
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What animal knows kung fu?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why was the bee sad?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?