What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
How do you get kids to do something?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
I'm not a bad putter.
Which dog belongs in a band?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why was the fish so smart?
What's the opposite of irony?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?