What did the bunny give his fiancé?
A 10-carrot engagement ring.
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Where would you find an elephant?