What did the bunny give his fiancé?
A 10-carrot engagement ring.
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What sound does a witch's car make?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
