What do you call a retired cowboy?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Where does breakfast live?
Where does laundry go to college?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?