Why can't you trust a pig?
What do you call an old snowman?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
How do you wash a lamb?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What do jokesters study in college?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Where do books sleep?