Why did the foal cough?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
How does a squid go into battle?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?