What did the bunny give his fiancé?
A 10-carrot engagement ring.
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What kind of books do boats write?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?