When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What birds always travel in twos?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Which animal will never go bald?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?