What do you call a handsome runner?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Families are like fudge.
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What should you wear to a tea party?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Why does Jesus drive so much?