What do you call an old snowman?
Water!
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
How do you get kids to do something?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
