What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What game do cows play at parties?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What reads and lives in an apple?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What kind of books do boats write?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?