Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What do math teachers eat?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?