Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
A lie-brary.
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What does a panda ghost say?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?