Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What did March say to the madness?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?