What's the most expensive plate in church?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
How does a cow do math?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What did the sick chicken say?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What did the Dorito say to his son?