Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
A lie-brary.
What do you call a dog in space?
Why was the bunny upset?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
