Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
He couldn't turn it down.
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Where do chips wear socks?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What did the confused bee say?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?