Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
He couldn't turn it down.
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Where do dogs go to make new friends?