Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
He couldn't turn it down.
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What's black and white and red all over?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What do you call a sad latte?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why are ghosts always single?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What sport do horses love to play?