Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
He couldn't turn it down.
What is the loneliest cheese?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Why are baseball games at night?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
How does the moon cut her hair?