Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
He couldn't turn it down.
What did the sick chicken say?
How do you compliment a cat?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What kind of ant is good at math?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What siblings are always sad?
What fairy loves to count?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
How do you arrest a pig?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?