What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What do elves learn in school?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
How do frogs get to work?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What did one angel say to the other angel?