What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why did the echo get detention?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?