Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Because they peel!
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What game do bats excel at?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
How do fireflies start a race?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
How does a penguin build its house?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
