There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What do golfers drink on the green?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?