Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Because they peel!
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What's the most masculine animal?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What sport do horses love to play?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What is the smallest lion?
What condiment has wings?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?