What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Which animal will never go bald?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What does an evil hen lay?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?