Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Why did the frog starve?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
How do snowmen get information?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?