What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Sham-rock.
Why did the elk have great hair?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why was the pirate late for work?
