What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Sham-rock.
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?