What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Sham-rock.
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?