What part of a football field is never the same?
The changing rooms.
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why did the student eat their homework?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What bird is losing its hair?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
