What part of a football field is never the same?
The changing rooms.
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
How do you spot a modern spider?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Where do burgers like to dance?
Why is furniture so generous?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What do you call a silly hill?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?