What bird is losing its hair?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Where is the coldest place to work?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Why do rhinos charge?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What do bees chew?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?