What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What siblings are always sad?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?