Can February March?
No, but April May.
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What is the coolest country?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?