What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What's the politest month?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?