What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?