Can February March?
No, but April May.
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
When does a horse talk?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?