What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
A corn dog!
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
How is cat food sold?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What are you studying in math?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What do fairies always drink?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What's the loudest sport?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?