What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
A corn dog!
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Why are ghosts always single?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Why do trees have so many friends?