What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
A corn dog!
What animal knows kung fu?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What's the opposite of irony?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What job did the corn on the cob get?