What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?