What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What day do hands always go to church?