What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Earmutts.
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What is a table you can eat?
Where does water do all its banking?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What do cows say on NYE?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why is the beach so confident?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
