What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What nationality are most fish?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?