What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What type of car do planets buy?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What did the salad say to its dad?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?