Which hot drink loves golf?
Tea.
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why do bees buzz?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What do you call a small mom?
Why was the cow afraid?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What makes music in your hair?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Why did the echo get detention?