How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
You whip out the doggy paddle.
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What do little monsters call their mother?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?