What do you call two birds stuck together?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Why is winter considered holy?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
When do mice play every day?
Why do math teachers love March?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Where would you put an injured insect?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why was the cat so small?
What kind of dog chases anything red?