What vegetables make the best music?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why did the fish blush?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
A book just fell on my head.
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What's the friendliest national park?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
