What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Bison!
What fish loves to play in a band?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What sport are eggs the best at?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
