What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Bison!
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?