I broke my finger!
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What is a table you can eat?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Which subject has two parts?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?