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Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
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Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What's the most determined bird?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why do hogs play so much football?