I broke my finger!
I broke my finger last week! On the other hand, I'm okay!
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What did summer say to spring?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?