I broke my finger!
I broke my finger last week! On the other hand, I'm okay!
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
When is a baseball player like a thief?