Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
His socks were too holy.
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
When do mice play every day?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why is the beach so confident?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What country has the most fish?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What words make the best athletes?