Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
His socks were too holy.
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Which hot drink loves golf?
