What did the paper say to the pencil?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why do cows wear bells?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
How do you get straight A's?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why don't ants get sick?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Where was Noah born?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?